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Occult Herbs and Tonics

Unholy Cow

Unholy Cow

$12.00 USD
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Curated with a clinical lens. Review the label and talk with your clinician about personal use.

Summoned from the depths of the underworld, Unholy Cow is our wicked twist on the classic Montreal steak blend. With bold garlic, earthy dill seed, and a flash of bright tangerine peel, this seasoning strikes a perfect balance of savory, citrus, and spice — powerful enough to raise the flavor of any cut of meat.

Though forged for steak, Unholy Cow’s dark magic doesn’t stop there. Shake it over roasted vegetables, burgers, or even hearty plant-based dishes for a flavor that’s nothing short of sinful.

Gluten-free, vegan-friendly, and dangerously delicious — this is the blend that will have you worshipping at the altar of flavor.

 

INGREDIENTS: Black Pepper, Minced Garlic, Granulated Onion, Dill Seed, Sweet Smoked Paprika, Tangerine Peel, Coarse Sea Salt

Suggested Use: Take as directed on product label. Consult with a healthcare professional before use if you are pregnant, nursing, taking medication, or have a medical condition.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

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Catalog details

Product type
Wellness essential
Brand / maker
Occult Herbs and Tonics
Available options
Sampler, 4oz Glass Shaker Jar (3.5oz net weight), 8oz Pouch, 16oz Pouch
Catalog tags
Occult Herbs and Tonics, Shopify Collective, vegan

Usage guidance

Start with the label. Use only as directed, do not exceed the recommended serving, and store as indicated by the manufacturer.

Make it fit your routine. Consistency, food-first habits, sleep, movement, and a conversation with your clinician matter more than chasing a quick fix.

Frequently asked questions

How should I use this product?

Follow the serving instructions and warnings on the product packaging. If you are pregnant, nursing, taking medication, or managing a health condition, ask a qualified healthcare professional before use.

What should I look for on the label?

Start with serving size, active ingredients, amount per serving, and any allergens or added ingredients. Compare the label with your personal goals and the guidance of your clinician.

Can this replace medical care?

No. This product is offered for general wellness and does not diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Bring questions about personal use to your healthcare professional.